One of the party's family has been captured!
And so our journey to save <Name> began in guttural style...
We start a fire up on this hill. But the fire is a joke! And then we get 'em!
Outcome Start a battle with temporary +8 Melee accuracy and +8 Ranged accuracy.
...we fight naked! They'll be too embarrassed to hit us!
Outcome Start a battle with temporary +1 armor/warding.
And actually... Can't we say this all happened later? Another time? And possibly never?
Outcome Decline the opportunity.
This opportunity targets a hero with the Clown hook.
Irrespective of the choice, the following line is added to the hero's history:
They helped rescue to a friend's kidnapped cousin and showed that while they often played the part of a clown, they could be counted on in times of serious trouble.